M4:SANDSTORM!!!!!!!!

                I was just walking along with my caravan and we were traveling to Jerusalm to see all of this religious fuss and this Muhammad guy who was apparently some kind of a miracle maker. We were coming from Makkah which is where he was born, but that is off the topic. The topic was we were in the desert trying to get to Jeruslm. While we were walking and I noticed that there was a cloud of sand, but I thought it was just an illusion. I wasn't very sure, because I kept on verifying. When I had realized it was not an illusion and was a sandstorm. I froze. We had no way out...
                We needed to make a shelter and fast there was nothing even close. I had to do some fast thinking, but I kind of messed it up by telling the whole caravan about the sand storm coming. They all just started running around and screaming luckily I had brought my blowhorn, I blew it as loud as I could andI think I broke at least 5 eardrums including mine. When I had their attention I told them all to calm down or I would do it again, so they listened. We had a brainstorming session and all f the ideas were terrible. They were saying to just tell the sand to go away or to just go inside a house. That was when I made my prediction. We were sitting ducks.
               We had no idea what to do and the sandstorm was getting closer and bigger and our ideas were getting dumber and dumber. Then I realized we were bringing a bunch of digging supies, so we could build a huge whole. They all liked the idea (they probobly had no idea of what we were trying to get away from) We started to dig soon enough we had 10 people in, but we needed 20 and 10 camels. We had no hope, because the sand storm was now really HUGE. I quickly decided to keep digging.
               We were dug so far down that one of my men died trying to eat some molten lava thinking it was ketchup. We dug so deep, we realized it was probobly gone now so we climbed up. When we were up we looked around and saw nothing, so we went back down thinking it never came. When we were down another one of my men tryed to eat the molten lava thinking it was red sauce for spagghetti. (my crew is amazingly stupid)When we decided to come back up...
              We noticed that. THERE NEVER WAS A STINKING SANDSTORM!!!!!! I was so angry I had just lost 2 of my men we wasted the whole day!! I was seething with anger!! After that there was a house with a lock and closed windows. I must be one of the most dimwitted caravan leader in the whole arabian peninsula! My excuse is that my caravans smarticles rub off onto me. Even though this was a huge setback, I still made it and realized that Muhammad had this idea where there is only one god. What is wrong with him. He is wierdo.