M3: I Kill St. Benedict!!!!!

               I woke up and I had a new text that read "Go to the year 510 and meet St. Benedict -Sr. Volpe" So I got my time traveling machine and left. Since St. Benedict was living in a monastery, I needed to become a monk to meet him and learn more about him. The only problem was, I am Jewish. St. Benedict was a saint from Christianity. I needed to find a way to learn Christian ways and become a part time christian, and a monk. 
               I needed to find someone to teach me christian ways, but not let them know I was Jewish. I would just tell them I forgot or I never learned. I went to the Church to see if there were any flyers or announcements that would help me. Then I found something that said "TEACHER TO TEACH ANYONE WHO WANTS TO LEARN MORE CHRISTIAN!!!!"(good thing I was a literate person and could understand the flyer) Yes I had found it, my ticket to St. Benedict. Since I didn't know the guy, I took out my iPhone and searched his name he was apparently a monk in Mount Cassino. He was in the group of people who tried to kill St. Benedict. He was a better teacher than I thought he was going to be, he had connections. I quickly put my iPhone in my pocket. I stole a guys horse and took off to the monks house.
               When I got to his house I remembered that monks don't speak, so I tried to say things in sign language. He thought I was being stupid and told me "Dude what the heck, I can talk." I finally told him that I needed the fastest way to get into Mount Cassino and I thought monks couldn't talk. He didn't really care and he told me I could just dress in monk clothes and sneak in at midnight, he said that there were to many monks there, so St.Benedict can't really tell who is who. When I heard all of this information, I remembered I didn't have monk clothes, but he did. I did quick thinking and reached for a knife, he tried to run but I got him before he could go.... Then I asked him politely for his monk clothes and he gave them to me.
               With my spirits held high I snuck into Mount Cassino just like my monk friend had said when I got in I forgot I didn't have a place to sleep. That night was a night I slept under the stars, dreaming of how I would execute my plan and St. Benedict. When I woke up everyone was walking in the same direction and I smelt something good. It was time for breakfast. I was starved, but I needed to find St. Benedict
               When I walked I noticed that he was eating and it would be easy, but then I remembered those before me tried to poison his food. Since he prayed before he ate God would protect him there. Isn't it unique that he prayed almost everywhere and this started to make me go insane, I even wet the bed 15 times in a row I was so insane. On the night of 16 I finally realized I needed to kill him in his sleep, but I needed sleep that night, because the next mornings breakfast was chicken and waffles. The next morning I woke up and saw the post it was a sad morning, because I had a great plan to kill a man and the man I wanted to kill was gone. He had left to another monastery. Even the Chicken and Waffles didn't cheer me up. I went home and sulked and I got a book that droned on and on about the great St. Benedict and I shredded it.