M15

This week I am going to see Prince Siddhartha with Spiderman. When we got there I ran into a wall and ricocheted into a guy who looked really mad so me and Spiderman ran all the way until we saw Prince Siddhartha meditating under the Bodhi Tree. That's how he became enlightened and became Buddha (meditating under the Bodhi Tree) When I got there I noticed he didn't see me, so I pulled out my guitar and I played a really loud song. That really made him mad, but he couldn't hurt me because that is against the 4 noble truths (I read them they were posted on his wall along with the eightfold path.The 4 noble truths were 1. Life is suffering 2. Suffering is caused by desires 3. Ending suffering is possible 4. The way to end suffering is to follow the eightfold path. I didn't look at the eightfold path because I guess he must have had it somewhere else. While I was thinking about this he put me on a stick & he lit a fire under me. He was actually the Buddha's follower who had eaten him and he was about to eat me. I ran away as fast as I had ever ran. I was like a cheetah. The reason I was able to run away was the rope burned over the fire. This guy was an idiot his name was Billy and the only reason he got Buddha was because Buddha was sleeping. I am mad at Spiderman because he chickened out when I was almost eaten by a canibal.