TT Essay

It has often been said that there is not one man who is the coolest ever. Well I am here to prove them wrong, because I have someone who blows the competition away with his coolness .He has an awesome résumé to prove it.The time traveler Austin Powers is the coolest person ever. His Dynasty of coolness will last throughout the ages.

One way he is cool is because he can sprout wings and fly when he wants to. Another reason is that as a kid he was bit by a radioactive snake and now he can shoot venom out of his hands. Sound familiar… I don’t think so. If he gets exhausted of doing the powers he actually has he can use gadgets from his homie Batman. Although he may have cool powers, he also has some gangster friends.

One day Austin was just walking along minding his own business when he suddenly saw this guy who was his idol he was sooooooooooooo cool his name was Ethan Hess he was hanging out with Batman and Spiderman. Out of nowhere a Vicious murderer came out with a knife and was about to stab Ethan. Austin shot acid in his eyes. Ever since then Austin, Ethan, Batman, and Spiderman have been B.F.F.’s. Now that we know about Austin’s cool friends let’s hear about his magnificent life.

Although, he had a crazy cool job he also had a lot of free time when he did overwhelming stuff. When he isn’t going back or forward in time he likes to take his private jet to japan, and he likes to rule his land (I would tell how he became to be the king, but that is for another story). One time he was eating sushi in japan. He saw a T.V show on Saturn, so he decided to take his spaceship to Saturn. On Saturn he thought it was boring so he went to the rings of Saturn and decided to stand on them. He’s the only person ever to do that. I think that he’s really cool, but do you think the same.

I believe that you have heard enough about the Time Traveler Austin Powers that you now think the way everyone in the world should. That the Time Traveler Austin Powers is the coolest man ever. This paper proves that Austin Powers is really,really,really,really (1,000,000 really later) cool.