I have now finished all of my time as a time traveler, and I am going to retire from travel to different times. I am going to travel to 1988 in New York. Before I go I am going to take a handbook for each year leading up to 2012 that tells me every game and who wins. I will bet lots of money on the teams that I know have already won. I will become rich and famous. I will become the best better ever and will know so much more than anyone else. I will be a genius who is rich. It will be awesome!
I have just arrived in New York when I realize that that I need a place to live, but to my luck there is an open apartment right were I land. It looks pretty comfortable, I pay the lady and then I set off to find a place to bet. I found this nice bar and I walked and looked what was on and the Superbowl had just started. I looked in my handbook and bet all of my money on the Pittsburgh Steelers. Of course they won, and this was the start of my winning streak.
To celebrate I delighted myself to a great dinner of Burgers and Fries to go along with my Milkshake. It was the best meal I had ever had, because it wasn't my money I was spending. I was spending the money of the idiots who challenged me at a game they couldn't win at. I felt so good I went to a dog race and what do you know it was in my book, so once again I bet all of my money on the soon to be winner. The difference was all of the people there bet against me. This was their mistake, because now I am richer beyond my wildest dreams. And if you are wondering, yes the dog I bet on won the race.
Now I was tired and went home, because the next day I was going to go get some more money and start living life life like the rich man I have become... I woke up and looked to see if any big games were today. There were not, so I decided to flash into a time during the world cup of 1982. I bet all of my money on the soon to be winner Italy. Of course they won and I went back to 1980 with more money than I could imagine, so I went and sold my apartment and moved into a mansion.
Now that I live in a mansion that doesn't mean I stop betting. I kept on doing realizing it had no purpose, so I became more of a celebrity type. Sitting court-side at games, starring in movies, and the best part. I married a Super Model. Now my life is pretty good. You may think I cheated my way into fame and fortune. I think I was just using my skill for a better life. I will miss going to Egypt and places like that, but all of this money will help me forget about that. Bye Bye I have to go and I won't be coming back.
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