M6: South Africa Safari

My little rhino buddy

               This week I am going on a Safari. I am kind of scared, because there might be a lion that attacks us. Anyways I  am really excited to see all of the wildlife. South Africa is known for its Wildlife. I went up and introduced my self to the safari leader. While I was talking to him a  black rhino took a special liking to me. I asked the Safari leader if I could keep him (I have always wanted a unicorn, but this will do) He said it was alright. Then we hoped in the Safari car and left. Before we left I could have sworn I saw a sign that had a picture that had a half eaten man at this resort...

"Polly want a cracker"

               While we were leaving I had a lot of butterflies in stomach. I also felt bad for my little rhino buddy, but then I noticed that he was running beside our car and our car was going 40 mph!!! I was so happy for my little buddy. Then I looked up to see all of these birds flying over our head and the instructor said that South Africa has 900 species of birds and has 10% of the worlds birds. My little buddy was still scurrying towards me, then he hoped on. I quickly put some people clothes on him and pretended he was my brother that got here late.

"Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty"

               The safari guide was either extremely stupid, I underestimate my hiding skills, or he didn't care. Whatever the case he still hadn't caught me. We drove by some lions and I swear one of them was looking right at me and licking his lips. That almost gave me a heart attack. Then they all started following our truck. We started to speed up, they started speeding up until one pounced on me, but before he could get to eating me My Little Buddy rammed him with his horn. He must of been the leader, because they all ran away after that.

Our Safari Truck

     
               The good News: I didn't get eaten. The Bad News: The lions scratched the wheels and the gas tank. To add things up we had no gas, we had no wheels, and we were 5 miles away from the base. Oh and another thing. WE WERE IN THE LION AREA!!! We decided to send out the fastest guy there he had a pretty weird name it was the Usain Bolt, and he was apparently fast so he could get the supplies fast. Just Kidding I know who that is. I was just trying to trick you guys into thinking I am a buffoon.

              While we were waiting I started counting the lions and there were like 100 of them. The instructor told us to stand up and wave your arms, I just thought he was just so bewildered at what happened, so he was doing stupid stuff. Before he choked me for not doing it Usain got back and put the gas in and tires on. Then we quickly got in the car and raced home. When we got home I asked if I could keep My Little Buddy and he said yes and that's when I remembered that we forgot Phil...