We are finally done with ancient Egypt. So I am going back home vacation time baby. But when I get back I probably have another mission but I hope I don't.
Well now I am in ancient Greece and like I guessed I have another mission. I have to go to ancient Greece and make contact with a Greek farmer. This time I am not going to forget my translator because last time I didn't know what they were saying and I looked pretty stupid.
So I have finally arrived in ancient Greece and it looks so cool. So I decided to put my work aside and have some fun. So I went to go see the Acropolis. When I went there it looked cool and all but I didn't know the history. So I looked for a nerd and asked him about what he knew and he told me "That it is referred to as the Blue Beard Temple, also the temple is sacred to Athena Polias (Protectress of the city)" Then while he was talking I noticed my wallet was gone so I thanked him for his time and started chasing the guy. Then I tackled him but then I figured out it was the wrong dude but as I was getting up I saw the guy the real guy. So after I had chased him for 5 minutes but it felt like 30 minutes. But I got him so I shoved him up against 1 of the Acropolis's columns and took my wallet back and as I was walking away it started to collapse so now I am running.
Now I am back from my talk with the king because apparently they just finished building this SUPERIOR monument. So I have to pay for everything (oh ya I am also banned from ancient Greece for life).
But what he didn't now was I could go back in time and stop myself from breaking it. So before thinking about my oh so brilliant plan I left. When I got back I saw myself chasing the guy and when I finally tackled him I threw a rock at my head (and it hurt)but even though it hurt the guy gave it back to me and no one got hurt. (and I'm not banned from Athens anymore)
When I got back to my own time decided to finally start my mission. I started looking for the nearest farm. When I got there there were a lot of things that they farm but we don't. There were Barley which is kind of like wheat and we grow that, there were grapes we don't farm a lot of those and last but not least there were Olives and those we don't grow a lot of either. When I was looking at the food it made me hungry so I decided it wouldn't hurt anyone if I had some grapes for lunch. While I was eating the farmer saw me so instead of running I stood there because I did have to talk with a farmer anyways and when he got there he seemed happy and he asked me "Do you want to pay for those" and I said "How much?" and he replied "10 Tetra Drachmas" The man wants what a man wants so I took out my book that had money from every region of the world at every time and gave him what he wanted and when I did he walked away. So now I have finished exploring, cleaning up my mess and doing my mission. So I decided to go home.
How did you get banned from Greece on your first day? Nice job fixing it though. Great post!
ReplyDeleteMan, thats an unlucky first day in Greece it seems, but the post is awsome, especially the humor.
ReplyDeleteWhat exactly made the guy who told you cool facts about the Acropolis a nerd? Sounds like he was cool to me.
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